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What the fuck man.

Journal Entry: Sat Jun 28, 2008, 1:11 AM
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So i just watched the movie Teeth.

Its the stupidest fucking movie i've ever seen.

It was just disturbing.

I hated it.

Ew.

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I love when people bitch about bad movies. :XD: So if you want to talk about how stupid it was, I'll be more than happy to hear. :)

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The moon! It's chasing me! Everywhere I go, there it is!
YAY

So it was the stupid fucking movie i had ever seen

Its about a girl who has a vagina with razor teeth.

What. The fuck.

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How to know that you are a Dir en grey fan
#102. You've never complained about Kyogrish and tend to use it in daily life.
O.o Uh.... she can never have sex..... Go on. What was the plot?

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The moon! It's chasing me! Everywhere I go, there it is!
Exactly.
So like, she wanted like a pure life. and didnt want to have sex until she got married. and there was this whole program about that, and she'd make speeches at schools about it and stuff
Well, finally, the guy she was going out with, tries to have sex with her, and she passes out (hit her head on a rock) and he tries to rape her, and she wakes up right when he's trying to, and she gets mad, and out of no where, he starts screaming. Well, it was her toothy-vagina. And. Well. Crunch. Off with his dick. and they showed it ._.

So she spazzes out. The guy dies.
And then she goes to a vagina-doctor and he says he doesnt see anythign wrong with her, and tries to put his hand up her, and then it bites all his fingers off.

Then her step-brothers friend/enemy/whatever tries to help her or whatever. I think he gives her date rape. And then he sleeps with her. And nothing happened. So she was all like "maybe you're my hero like the myths say! you're the one that needed to concour me! ;DD"
Then he gets a call from her stepbrother and she's like "what?" and the guy is like "oh nothing. i just made a bet with him to see if i could fuck you. and i did"
Then she got pissed. And her demon-vagina kicked in and bit his penis off too.
So he freaks out, she leaves

Oh and her step-brother is a druggy sex addict

And like, her mom ended up in the hospital. Like her mom had fallen on the floor in the house, and her brother was fucking some girl, and he didnt do anything to help, so the girl had to come home and find her mom like that.

So then the brother and the dad have a talk. The brother is pissed at his dad for getting married to their mom. Not because he didnt like the mom. But because he loved the girl, and if his dad got married, then she'd be his sister, and he could never be with her.
So that's why the brother was pissed.

Then the girl goes to her brother finally and sleeps with him and crunches his penis off too.

And then his dog eats it ._______.

And so finally she leaves home

And hitches a ride with some old guy

And then when she tries to leave, the old guy wont let her go
And when i say old, i mean reeaaally ugly old.

So she's all like "oh noes" But then she's like ".. okay >:]"
and it ends there.


It was fucking retarded.

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How to know that you are a Dir en grey fan
#102. You've never complained about Kyogrish and tend to use it in daily life.
Oh geeze. It sounds fucking stupid. What the fuck indeed. :XD:
My friend (who's a pervert and a boy) just said, 'Holy shit that is the final boss of my life!'
Seriously, how often does rape happen like that to one person anyways? XD She can't even masturbate. Whoever thought of that movie was either drunk or really over confident and thought it'd be good.

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The moon! It's chasing me! Everywhere I go, there it is!
lmao it was so stupid xDD
at least it wasnt very long <xD
i think you should watch it just so you know exactly what i'm talking about <xDD
but you dont need to see that shit XD

lmao no she cant masterbate
She was about to, cuz she was thinking about the guy she was dating, but the she thought about teeth and stopped <xD

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How to know that you are a Dir en grey fan
#102. You've never complained about Kyogrish and tend to use it in daily life.
What was it called? XD
I wish I had a demon vagina.....

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The moon! It's chasing me! Everywhere I go, there it is!
its called Teeth

i dont <xD
i like my sex without blood and teeth :I

i can give you the links to the movie if you want <xD

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How to know that you are a Dir en grey fan
#102. You've never complained about Kyogrish and tend to use it in daily life.
XD Okay.
Blood is sometimes a form of lubricant.

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The moon! It's chasing me! Everywhere I go, there it is!
...

D:

sorry but i'm not into S&M stuff <xD
Plus my fiance wouldnt like blood either <xDD

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How to know that you are a Dir en grey fan
#102. You've never complained about Kyogrish and tend to use it in daily life.

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